More people are burnt-out than ever.
Exhaustion feels normal.
Anxiety seems like it's the inevitable side-effect of busy-ness and success.
Adulthood isn't just about surviving.
It's time to make a change.
You don’t need more willpower.
You just need a regulated nervous system.
Let's stop surviving and start living again.
Because life is too short for anything less than joy.
You're not broken, you're just tired & dysregulated.
You’ve already got the habits — the meditation app, the yoga classes, the supplements. But if all of that worked, you wouldn’t still feel like you’re running on fumes.
You can’t out-habit your nervous system.
Your body’s stuck in survival mode — no wonder you can’t meditate, rest, or “just relax”.
The solution? You just need a system that finally makes calm feel safe again.
You don’t need to earn rest, fix yourself, or try harder.
You just need to remember what safety feels like.
That’s what we do here.
Why doesn’t rest work when you're burnt out?
Burnout, chronic stress, and living in survival mode all point to the same thing:
your nervous system is dysregulated.
When that happens, calm doesn’t feel safe. So even when you slow down, your body stays alert.
You struggle to rest, meditate, or switch off, not because you’re bad at it, but because your system is still scanning for danger.
When you’re stuck here, everything is filtered through stress. Small things feel heavy. Rest feels uncomfortable. Joy feels out of reach.
Regulation changes that.
By gently retraining your nervous system to recognise safety again, you start to find more ease, more breathing room, and more moments of calm that actually last.
And when your body feels safer, life stops feeling like such hard work — it becomes softer, steadier, and way more joyful.
This is for you if...
Joy Unplugged is for women who are done trying to fix themselves and ready to feel safe again.
It's right for you if:
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You’ve done all the self-care things — the yoga, the journaling, the five minutes of breathwork before checking emails — and somehow still feel wiped out.
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You keep promising yourself you’ll rest when things calm down, but things never actually… calm down.
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You’re technically “successful”, but also secretly held together by caffeine and willpower, and you feel guilty when you even think about taking down-time.
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You've ever been told you're too sensitive, an empath, or your brain overthinks with the best of them.
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You want to feel calm, resilient, regulated, and easy-going more often than stressed, overwhelmed, anxious, or uncertain.
This isn't for you if...
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You’re after an overnight-oats kind of fix — quick, convenient, and forgettable (this work takes time and actual feelings).
- You’d rather keep powering through than pause and feel what’s really going on.
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You prefer productivity-bro life-hacks, SMART goals, and eat hustle for breakfast (this is the antidote to all that).
The 8-week experience
Joy Unplugged is a structured mix of weekly guidance, daily support, and gentle practices designed to help your body feel safe enough to rest again.
Over 8 weeks, you’ll move from survival mode into regulation through weekly themes that gently retrain your nervous system.
You’ll learn how to regulate your nervous system, rest without guilt, and live from joy instead of stress.
It’s not a wellness bootcamp. It’s a return to yourself.
Expect:
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Weekly guided lessons — small, actionable steps to calm your nervous system and reclaim energy.
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Daily one-to-one support throughout the program, so you're never alone.
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Live group Campfire sessions — reset, share, and feel held in community.
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Access to our private community of women doing self-care differently.
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Lifetime access to the entire program, for revisiting anytime
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Exclusive access to a growing number of tools and collections to help you navigate regulation in bigger and more impactful ways.
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Meditation and movement classes to help you shift states, however chaotic life is.
And what it feels like:
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Finally getting breathing room without feeling guilty.
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Calm that lasts longer than a Sunday afternoon.
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Energy that doesn’t come from caffeine.
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Emotional steadiness instead of spirals.
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Joy that doesn’t need to be earned.
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Creativity and playfulness without the pressure.
Joy Unplugged is the goodness and the magic that came from some of the darkest times in my life.
It's the culmination of everything that brought me to confidently say I’m the happiest, most resilient, most content woman I’ve ever been.
Nervous system regulation, sure.
Polyvagal theory, sure (without the textbooks).
But also permission, and space, and cycles, and connection, and everything that makes this a real, liveable, impactful journey.
The truth is: you can't ice-bath, kale-smoothie, manifest your way out of a dysregulated nervous system.
Once you learn to regulate in this way, everything else clicks into place.
Joy Unplugged: Nervous system regulation for real life
The next cohort runs from 7 June 2026. Join the waitlist to be notified when enrolment opens and to receive early access.
Joy Unplugged,
Core Cohort
£350
The core Joy Unplugged experience, with structure, community, and spacious guidance.
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The full 8-week Joy Unplugged programme
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Weekly orientation emails to support integration
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Access to the Campfire community space with Chloe's supportive presence
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Live Campfire sessions
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App-based access
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Lifetime access to all materials
Joy Unplugged,
Coached Cohort
£795
For those who want to be more closely supported as they move through the programme.
Includes everything in the Core Cohort, plus:
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Two one-to-one coaching calls with Chloe
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Priority weekday one-to-one support throughout the 8 weeks
This option is intentionally small and offered selectively. Only 5 places available.
Not sure which option is right for you?
You can choose later — joining the waitlist simply keeps you informed.
Hey, I'm Chloe
Since 2016, my programs have helped hundreds of women step out of burnout and back into balance.
I teach people how to regulate their nervous system and rediscover joy through movement, mindset, and modern science.
(Oh, and I think good pastries are an important wellbeing habit.)
Learn more here.
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